The Hipster Lord's Prayer

Our gender-neutral deity, who art in Williamsburg,

Hipster be thy name.
Thy fandom come, thy hair in a bun,
Re-released on vinyl as it is on Spotify™.
Give us this day our gluten free, artisanal bread,
And forgive us our microaggressions,
As we forgive those who gentrify against us.
Lead us not into Starbucks,
And deliver us from mainstream culture,
For thine is the hashtag, the Dogfish 90 Minute I.P.A. and the fixed-gear bike,
For ever and ever.
Adult coloring books.